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EXTINCT SPECIES OF TOMORROW
The lowest form of life exhibiting bilateral symmetry, the Great American Iggernus became extinct early in the 21 st century.
Known to naturalists for two pairs of bulbous protrusions or excrescences on the ventral and dorsal surfaces of the body. Those on the ventral surface, in a parallel horizontal arrangement, known as "lips", were used to demand welfare and other privileges, while those on the dorsal surface, in a vertical-horizontal arrangement, known as "buttocks", supported the weight of the body on Affirmative Action jobs.
Two pairs of matched appendages, known as "arms and legs", were used to pursue and grasp joggers and other prey; the organs of reproduction, located along the midline of the ventral surface, were used to commit rape and other crimes.
Habitat: Street corners and everywhere else it was not wanted.
Believed to have been rendered extinct by Mexicans in the belief that automobile seat covers could be manufactured out of " nigger hide ". They must have been thinking of "Naugahyde". Sorry about that.
CARLOS W. PORTER
1996
"…too honest or too proud to feign, a love he never cherished…"
See also:
Affirmative Action Around the World: An Empirical Study by Thomas Sowell
MADE IN RUSSIA - THE HOLOCO$T
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