I proved by a scan of my car registration that you lied and that I did not own a car [COMMENT: What? Any car? Ever? Never? - C.P.] until September 2013. You ignored my facts.
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[MY COMMENT: As if the registration for one car were proof of the sale of the other car, the red Honda, which he has mentioned and pictured many, many times.
13 November 2012
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Now. The question is: let's assume Nugent is telling the truth and he had no car between February and September 2013, and that he had no volunteers to drive him around to solicit signatures for him.
Then what the hell was he doing pretending to "run for Sheriff" for 18 months?
"This is a winnable race", he said, "I am fighting for you", etc. etc., "As your Sheriff I will do this, that and the other", he says, etc etc. etc. blah blah blah.
All bullshit. He knew he wasn't a candidate and he knew it wasn't a "winnable race". It was all a con.
Incidentally the "Donate" button under "Donate to John de Nugent for Sheriff" still works, but Verizon.net has cut him off.
- C.P.]
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NUGENT AGAIN (continued):
Now you demand proof that Margi spent $2,000 on Holappa's lawyer.To what end? Once I get the receipt, you will move on to another false accusation. Has Holappa now told you that Margi never spent the money? If so, that would be the most infamous and monstrously ungrateful of all lies.
We were under no moral obligation toeward [sic] that young man.
[COMMENT: We didn't ask whether you had any obligations, John, we asked if you paid it or not.
This sounds dangerously close to admitting that you did not. - C.P.]
We did it out of the kindness of our hearts.
[COMMENT: They paid it, they paid it not. But no receipt. - C.P.]
And thus we are repaid.
[COMMENT: Woe is me, sob, sob, boo hoo, goodbye, cruel world, etc etc. blah blah blah. - C.P.]
Carlos, you have truly fallen from grace. You were soo admired before, including by me.
As Margi said regarding Holappa, "I finally realized he is just a troll now. Nothing I wrote him made any difference."
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ME:
Tell it to the Marines.
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NUGENT AGAIN:
Ludicrous remark. Unlike you, I actually am a former Marine, and so was my father.
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ME:
Yeah, well, fuck you and fuck your father. It kind of runs in the family, doesn't it?
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NUGENT AGAIN:
Why, thank you, Carlos. I will pass your kind remarks on to my fellow Marines. I will "tell it to the Marines," as you say.
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ME:
Let's be honest.
You never got the signatures, did you?
You never even tried, did you?
You can't produce the receipt from Holappa's lawyer, can you?
Yes or no?
I don't think most Marines like braggarts and lunatics any more than I do. Some of them have something to brag about.
Some of them are homeless or disabled, but they don't live by begging, bragging and lying on the Internet.
Why don't you do us all a favor?
Next time you feel like ending it all, why don't you do something right for a change? You'll save us all a lot of trouble.
Good night, Swiss Cheese brain, may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
R.I.P. Here lies an asshole.
You might also pay back that 45,000 bucks you owe a "friend". You could earn it in about a year. How about it?
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CARLOS
No answer. No further messages from The Great One.
There being nothing further to discuss, the meeting was declared adjourned.
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If Nugent ever pesters me again, I shall, despite my innate sense of modesty, discretion, decorum and repugnance, feel compelled to ask the following questions in addition to the above:
a) Who, pray tell, according to you, sodomized you orally and anally, homosexually and incestuously, for years -- again, according to you -- if it was not your father?
b) It cannot have been your brother, since it was all a COINTELPRO OPERATION, remember?
c) If it was your father, why do you continue to hero-worship him? Isn't this all a bit sick?
d) Since you claim you cannot remember any of it, how do you know it ever even happened?
e) What's the REAL reason you continually harp on all these child molesting fantasies, John? Let's have the REAL reason.
f) What's the REAL reason 4 of your "fellow Marines" (OK, they were Dutch, but same diference) tried to chuck you into the Mediterranean off that aircraft carrier, John?
g) Maybe they got sick of all your child molesting stories?
h) If so, did they get the right idea, or the wrong idea?
i) Oh, I almost forgot, that was before your Jewish psychiatrist helped you "remember" all this crap.
j) Maybe they got the idea you were just a little weird somehow?
k) I gather that you had to leave the service as a result of this incident, John, under something of a cloud, I gather. But it's a bit vague. Your life was saved by a Jewish officer, as I recall.
One of my best friends in high school joined the Marines and was in 18 battles in Viet Nam; not just insignificant little "fire fights", either, very heavy fighting. He was in a special unit that got flown wherever the fighting was the hottest, during the Tet Offensive. One day he got hit in the head by a rocket and that was the end of him.
If he were still alive, one would imagine that he had seen enough fighting to be "plumb satisfied", as a Confederate veteran once put it.
Does anyone imagine that he would travel thousands of miles just to commit the crime of assault and battery on my person just to please the likes of Nugent?
Who the hell does Nugent think he is? A five-star general? A war hero?
Marine pseudo-tough-guy talk aside, Nugent has never been on a battlefield in his life, no more than I have.
Good luck trying to find me in that bar he thinks I live in, because it was torn down about 5 years ago.
Don't take any wooden nickels.
C.P.
29 April 2014
